DNC beers and legislative acronyms
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
A post today at Beer (& More) In Food
pointed me to an interesting roundup of Democratic National Convention beers
, including the well-named Obamanator Maibock ("German tradition has it that any beer named with an '-ator' suffix indicates bock extra strength beer") from Wynkoop
There's also mention of a Political Ale from Rock Bottom. Lame. Personally, I think that would have been better as PoliticAle, in the manner of our local Surly CynicAle
(Speaking of, I can't find anything on RNC beers for us Minnesotans. Town Hall
will probably do something though. And Flat Earth will continue making Black Helicopter
, as always. Oh, beer names.)
(The government's strange approach to beer labels
is also worth pondering. There are rumors that this somehow explains why there's no Black Helicopter in bottles.)
Related: apparently the Tomnibus
has stalled, which is completely fine with those of us who only liked it because it had the best nickname of any legislation ever. (Alternative candidates welcome.)
I've just discovered, however, that the Tomnibus just happened to contain the MOTHERS Act. Let's look at section 1 of the MOTHERS Act
This Act may be cited as the 'Mom's Opportunity to Access Health, Education, Research, and Support for Postpartum Depression Act' or the 'MOTHERS Act'.
As several political commentators have already noted, there's no consistent rule you can apply that would give you MOTHERS from that name: the most logical acronym would have been MOAHERSPD.
Over at Reason
, Jacob Sullum has a post
on poorly contrived legislative acronyms. It concludes with this excellent observation:
Still, at least their staffers made a half-assed attempt at a memorably demagogic name. Not so Rep. James Sensenbrenner (R-Wis.), whose REAL ID Act includes a completely bogus "acronym" that does not stand for anything except his desire to trick people into believing he came up with a ridiculously contrived name that generates an evocative acronym. REAL is a fake.
doesn't all-caps acronyms longer than four letters, so it managed to sidestep
the whole MOTHERS issue... but I see that it went with Real ID
in numerous articles
, when of course the official name is
written REAL ID
A strange case of eschewing accuracy for the sake of... accuracy.
Labels: etymology, geekery, naming, spelling
I think Surly CynicAle is like the best beer name ever.
Then there's the Protecting Records, Optimizing Treatment, and Easing Communication through Healthcare Technology Act of 2008.... of course known as: the ‘PRO(TECH)T Act of 2008.
The IT geeks will be the death of us all.
Think reactive, not reactionary