My favorite prescriptivist is a talking dinosaur
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
3:27 PM
After downloading the Firefox add-on
Long Titles 1.3 a few weeks ago, I've been re-reading through the
Dinosaur Comics to see all the hilarious alt text I missed. I'm done with that now, but I brought you back a souvenir: five years' worth of language comics.
Loosely categorized! Whoo!
Words we hate comics It's a disaster! You heard me! Men stereotypically leave the toilet seat up! There are other words than "bitches"! Daaamn! It is not a generic intensifier! Words we love comics For instance: the word "awful" (really bad) and the word "offal" (butchered entrails)! Sorry, other word classes! I have a NEW girlfriend now! Prescriptivism comics So dumb! Well, yeah! And guys I wasn't even trying that hard! FOR EXAMPLE: T-Rex is a pretty sweet dude because he's always so friggin' awesome! RESOLUTION ONE: eat less chickens! Man! I'll never have kids at this rate! Okay! Our first letter comes from Jenn! Cowboy hat dude got DECIMATED! Guys! I am not alone in this! (Pleonasm is the use of redundant, unnecessary words to express an idea!) Etymology comics However, this is not the case! I also left a big tip, so as not to appear NIGGARDLY! They MOVED? A HISTORY OF HYSTERIA First: snake oil salesmen! Linguistics-ish comics This source says: DEFINITELY YES! It's the coolest!
Labels: comics , etymology , geekery , grammar politics , spelling
"However, this is not the case" seems to imply that "man" is derived from Latin "humanus." "Maybe ADJECTIVES wouldn't force us to have such conversations!" hehe he
Oh, how I love Dinosaur Comics. And I've realized that I never finished going through all the archives. Also, I really like this Scrabble comic .
Hah. When I was in college "playing Scrabble" was often employed as a euphemism for "having sex."
nenu shudda shaakaahaarini - Telugu for "I am a pure vegetarian" heheh
Thanks for posting this. I forgot how much I like Dinosaur Comics.
Think reactive, not reactionary